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2015-05-15T19:15:01+05:30
1st poem: 
                Pythagoras once fell off a ladder

                 And landed on a venomous adder
                 This adder couldn't add
                 Calculus made it sad
                 Algebra and theorems made it madder.

2nd poem:
                
Why do we need math?
                 Because it puts us on a narrow path.
                 Even though it sometimes makes you swell up in wrath.
                 To most,
                  Math just causes you stress,
                  But thats not the case.
                  Its a workers base,
                  Math is in every place.
                  Math doesn't have a realistic face,
                  But when it is used,
                  It leaves a remarkable trace!

Hope this may helps uu..............
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2015-05-16T17:10:14+05:30
MY DEAR MATHEMATICS. 
     YOUR FULL OF GYMNASTICS.
YOU JUGGLE WITH NUMBERS,SYMBOLS,SIGNS & FIGURES.
       WHICH I HARDLY UNDERSTAND
YOU CONTAIN QUADRATICS & STUPID STATISTICS.
       YOUR SON IS GEOMETRY & UR GRANDSON IS TRIGONOMETRY
ALGEBRA GIVES OUR ENTRY
        IT IS NOT DEGOGATORY
U MAKE US QUITE JITTERY
         BY DOING UR SUMS I FEEL WORRY
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