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2016-04-09T20:11:42+05:30

Budha Budhi ki Kahani

1 budha aya saath me 1 budhiya ko laya
Hotel me ja ke waiter ko bulaya,
Dono ne apna-apna order mangaya,
Pehle budhe ne khaya, budhiya ne pankha hilaya,
Fir budhiya ne khaya, budhe ne pankha hilaya,

Ye dekh k Waiter sharmaya aur usne farmaya
Aye Laila Majnu ke Maa Baap
Tum dono me itna pyar hai to khana 1 sath kyun nahi khaya?

Is par budhe ne farmaya!!!
Hanso mat
budhe ne farmaya!!
Hehehe
Hans math yarr budha nahi batayega fir
.
.
budhe ne farmaya!!!

Beta tera sawal to nek hai
Par hmare pas Daanto ka set sirf ek hai.


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Ek aadmi ne remote control pe chalne wali car khareedi.
Ek din usne car ko order diya- Go & bring my children from school.

Car gayee aur bahut der tak wapas nahin aayee.

Aadmi tension me aa gaya aur police complaint karne ke liya nikal hi raha tha itne mein car bahut saare bachchon ko leke aayee jisme uski naukrani ke 2, baajuwali ke 3, uski saali ka 1 aur uske secretary ke 2 bachche the.

Aadmi aur tension mein aa gaya.

Patni ne kaha- iska matlab ye saare bachche tumhare hain.

Pati ne kaha ye to main baad mein bataunga pehle ye batao car hamare do bachchon ko kyun nahin leke aayee?



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heehee thanks bro
didnt understand need a good one
okk one more i will
Eshasinha105, the two old people had only one set of artificial teeth, so they took turns in eating.
still need a better one and a storie not a joke