Once a man went on on mars named VINOD he saw an alien jumping around his spacecraft madly. NOW he started becoming exited and crazy to talk to him.
Vinod: from where have you came from?
alien: from mars.
vinod: i also know that.
alien: then why are you asking?
vinod: i am asking that where is your home?
alien: on a far planet jupiter.
vinod: then why have you came here?
alien: i was only going from one planet to other.
(bzzzz bzzzzzzzzz bzzzz)
alien: oh no! i have got a signal from my planet jupiter, i have to go.