My computer will be able to:
1. Have direct connection via bluetooth to my phone.
2. Be able to get apps even from consoles just by typing the name and downloading it directly.
3. Have the ability to talk to  anybody due to its own programmed mind.
4. Can control any man- made satellite.
5. Can get paid stuff for free using government money i.e. tax.

Hope this helped...
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Firstly i would program it such that it would automatically clean such stupid questions like urs
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