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2014-06-19T19:23:38+05:30
An ambitious young fellow named patt Tried to parachute using his hat. Folks below looked so small As he started to fall, Then got bigger and bigger and SPLAT! If you’re lacking a little good cheer, Go and tickle a bull in the rear, For I’m sure that the rumor That they’ve no sense of humor Is a product of ignorant fear. There once was a baby named Lou And he grew and he grew and he grew And he grew and he grew And he grew and he grew, But he stopped when he reached six foot two.
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2014-06-19T19:29:35+05:30
1)  There once was a lady named Sue
Who had nothing whatever to do
And who did it so badly
I thought she would gladly
Have stopped before she was through.

2)  There once was a Thingamajig--
Like a Whatsis, but three times as big.
When it first came in view
It looked something like you
But it stayed and turned into a pig.

3)  There once was an ape in a zoo
Who looked out through the bars and saw YOU!
Do you think it's fair
To give poor apes a scare?
I think it's a mean thing to do.
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