It is a golf ball.
1)You can abuse it as much as you want
2)Curse it always for the bad shots
3)If you play golf with brute force you would not get it into the hole!!
4)It is of many colours nowadays
5)You obviously don't like your golfball to be on sand. it makes it slow.
Hope this helps you, I don't need the best answer or thanks or anything. the greatest gift to me is your satisfaction. If you are okay with the answer then well and nice. but if not youcan always comment down below I will surely serve your problem!! :)