The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off. ~Abe Lemons

When a man retires, his wife gets twice the husband but only half the income. ~Chi Chi Rodriguez

A retired husband is often a wife's full-time job. ~Ella Harris

Retired is being twice tired, I've thought
First tired of working,
Then tired of not.
~Richard Armour

Retirement: It's nice to get out of the rat race, but you have to learn to get along with less cheese. ~Gene Perret

I'm retired — goodbye tension, hello pension! ~Author Unknown

Retirement: World's longest coffee break. ~Author Unknown

O, blest retirement! friend to life's decline -
How blest is he who crowns, in shades like these,
A youth of labor with an age of ease!
~Oliver Goldsmith

Middle age is when work is a lot less fun and fun is a lot more work. ~Author Unknown

Life begins at retirement. ~Author Unknown

Retirement can be a great joy if you can figure out how to spend time without spending money. ~Author Unknown

If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles. ~Doug Larson

Retirement is wonderful. It's doing nothing without worrying about getting caught at it. ~Gene Perret

There are some who start their retirement long before they stop working. ~Robert Half

Rest is not idleness, and to lie sometimes on the grass under the trees on a summer's day, listening to the murmur of water, or watching the clouds float across the blue sky, is by no means waste of time. ~John Lubbock, "Recreation," The Use of Life, 1894

When you retire, think and act as if you were still working; when you're still working, think and act a bit as if you were already retired. ~Author Unknown

"When you are retired you switch bosses from the one who hired you to the one who married you"
"Retirement only means it is time for a new adventure"
"Retirement: Goodbye Tension, Hello Pension."
"Retirement is not the end of the road, it is the Beginning of an open highway."