A:why are u late?
B:there was a person who lost a hundred dollar
A: thats nice!!!!!!!! were u helping him to find
B: no... i was standing on it
A man receives a phone call from his doctor...
the doctor says that "i have one good news and one bad news"
the man says "ok... give me the good news first"
the doctor says "the gud news is... you have 24 hrs to live"
the man says"oh..no ..if this is the gud news then what's the bad news
the doctor says,"the bad news is.................. i forgot to call u yesterday"