Galactic Damp Pistol Wars
A Science Fiction Plot
A long, long time ago in a vast galaxy...After leaving the ugly planet Venus, a group of old folk fly toward a distant speck. The speck gradually resolves into a carefree, space towers.Civil war strikes the galaxy, which is ruled by Alice Gobble, a red wizard capable of robbery and even cruelty.Terrified, an ample alien known as Sharon Jones flees the Empire, with his protector, Bob Trescothik.They head for Liverpool on the planet Epsilon Eridani. When they finally arrive, a fight breaks out. Trescothik uses his damp pistol to defend Sharon.Trescothik and Alien Sharon decide it's time to leave Epsilon Eridani and steal an ufo to shoot their way out.They encounter a tribe of pixies. Trescothik is attacked and the alien is captured by the pixies and taken back to Liverpool.Trescothik must fight to save Alien Sharon but when he accidentally unearths a deep torch, the entire future of the damp, ugly galaxy is at stake.